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Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Week 3 lineup!

 Starters:

  • Gressel
  • Amarilla
  • Kinda
  • Zusi
  • Ondrasek
  • Blessing
  • Kaye
  • Hernandez
  • Ruidiaz
  • Ebobisse
  • Johnson (GK)
Reserves:
  • Ziegler
  • Sapong
  • Manneh
  • Asprilla
  • Meram
  • Taider
  • Krkic

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Pandemic Derby Lineup

I am posting a lineup for the "MLS is Back" tournament 7/8 - 7/13. Anyone that wants to play head to head is willing to post a line-up, and if I lose I will Venmo you $20 (but if I win you don't have to pay me). I will take three challengers, lineups posted before end of the day tomorrow 7/9. Remember that Dallas isn't playing in the tournament which means I won't have Ondrasek who was a beat for the first few games. Hope everyone is safe and well. Best, Paul.

Fixtures are as follows:

ORL v MIA
NYC v PHL
MON v NER
SEA v SJE
ATL v NYRB
FCC v CLB
TFC v DCU
SKC v MNU
RSL v COL
LAFC v HOU
LAG v POR

Spartans Lineup is as follows:

Starting 11:
Taider
Sapong
Krkic
Ruidiaz
Gressel
Amarilla
Kinda
Blessing
Kaye
Chicharito
Johnson

Reserves:
Ebobisse
Manneh
Zusi
Meram
Asprilla
Ondrasek
Ziegler



Saturday, March 7, 2020

Chairman starts the party early!

Halfway through the week 2 match against "We Win Trophies" Alamo City, the chairman left his luxury box to start the party at his house. After a brace from both Ondrasek and Amarilla, and a save point from longtime 'keep Sean Johnson, he decided there was not much left to watch. He said, "Look, we don't often win against the Battle, but today it looks like we had their number." The Battle still have stars left to play, but the Chairman seemed not to care. 

Friday, March 6, 2020

Week 2 Lineup

Starters:

Gressel
Taider
Bojan
Chicharrone
Kinda
Ondrasek
Ruidiaz
Blessing
Kaye
Amarilla
Johnson

Others:

Ziegler
Ebobisse
Zusi
Aspirer
Meram
Manneh
Sapong

Saturday, February 29, 2020

Fatwa on Gold Coast

The chairman today escalated his war of words with Gold Coast. The chairman said “he is deflating our practice balls, stealing our draft picks, when does it end?”

Week 1 Lineup

Starters:

Gressel
Taider
Bojan
Chicharrone
Sapong
Ondrasek
Ruidiaz
Blessing
Kaye
Amarilla
Johnson

Others:

Ziegler
Ebobisse
Zusi
Asprilla
Meram
Kinda
Zusi
Manneh

Draft Day Controversy - Gold Coast

Chairman declares a fatwa against Gold Coast.

New York, NY.

Today the Chairman filed a complaint with the Commissioner regarding dirty tactics in the draft. Theres Russian doping, Astro's Sign Stealing, and of course deflate gate, but all of these pale in comparison to the draft day spying allegedly committed by Gold Coast against the Spartans. Said the chairman, "When you look at the draft, its clear that GC was spying on our draft day team. We were going to take Sam Johnson in the 4th round, and GC takes him in the Third! We were going to grab Diomande in the 6th and GC takes him in the 5th! Normally, you could say that was luck but the guy is hurt and won't play until at least week 8! Its clear that they had a mole in our organization, and that mole was sharing our draft strategy with the opposition." He then spat at and plugged a few nails into his Gold Coast Voodoo doll.

The chairman instructed his players to tackle "cleats up" in the match against GC in Week 5.