Halfway through the week 2 match against "We Win Trophies" Alamo City, the chairman left his luxury box to start the party at his house. After a brace from both Ondrasek and Amarilla, and a save point from longtime 'keep Sean Johnson, he decided there was not much left to watch. He said, "Look, we don't often win against the Battle, but today it looks like we had their number." The Battle still have stars left to play, but the Chairman seemed not to care.
Saturday, March 7, 2020
Friday, March 6, 2020
Week 2 Lineup
Starters:
Gressel
Taider
Bojan
Chicharrone
Kinda
Ondrasek
Ruidiaz
Blessing
Kaye
Amarilla
Johnson
Others:
Ziegler
Ebobisse
Zusi
Aspirer
Meram
Manneh
Gressel
Taider
Bojan
Chicharrone
Kinda
Ondrasek
Ruidiaz
Blessing
Kaye
Amarilla
Johnson
Others:
Ziegler
Ebobisse
Zusi
Aspirer
Meram
Manneh
Sapong
Saturday, February 29, 2020
Fatwa on Gold Coast
The chairman today escalated his war of words with Gold Coast. The chairman said “he is deflating our practice balls, stealing our draft picks, when does it end?”
Week 1 Lineup
Starters:
Gressel
Taider
Bojan
Chicharrone
Sapong
Ondrasek
Ruidiaz
Blessing
Kaye
Amarilla
Johnson
Others:
Ziegler
Ebobisse
Zusi
Asprilla
Meram
Kinda
Zusi
Manneh
Gressel
Taider
Bojan
Chicharrone
Sapong
Ondrasek
Ruidiaz
Blessing
Kaye
Amarilla
Johnson
Others:
Ziegler
Ebobisse
Zusi
Asprilla
Meram
Kinda
Zusi
Manneh
Draft Day Controversy - Gold Coast
Chairman declares a fatwa against Gold Coast.
New York, NY.
Today the Chairman filed a complaint with the Commissioner regarding dirty tactics in the draft. Theres Russian doping, Astro's Sign Stealing, and of course deflate gate, but all of these pale in comparison to the draft day spying allegedly committed by Gold Coast against the Spartans. Said the chairman, "When you look at the draft, its clear that GC was spying on our draft day team. We were going to take Sam Johnson in the 4th round, and GC takes him in the Third! We were going to grab Diomande in the 6th and GC takes him in the 5th! Normally, you could say that was luck but the guy is hurt and won't play until at least week 8! Its clear that they had a mole in our organization, and that mole was sharing our draft strategy with the opposition." He then spat at and plugged a few nails into his Gold Coast Voodoo doll.
The chairman instructed his players to tackle "cleats up" in the match against GC in Week 5.
New York, NY.
Today the Chairman filed a complaint with the Commissioner regarding dirty tactics in the draft. Theres Russian doping, Astro's Sign Stealing, and of course deflate gate, but all of these pale in comparison to the draft day spying allegedly committed by Gold Coast against the Spartans. Said the chairman, "When you look at the draft, its clear that GC was spying on our draft day team. We were going to take Sam Johnson in the 4th round, and GC takes him in the Third! We were going to grab Diomande in the 6th and GC takes him in the 5th! Normally, you could say that was luck but the guy is hurt and won't play until at least week 8! Its clear that they had a mole in our organization, and that mole was sharing our draft strategy with the opposition." He then spat at and plugged a few nails into his Gold Coast Voodoo doll.
The chairman instructed his players to tackle "cleats up" in the match against GC in Week 5.
Wednesday, February 26, 2020
Monday, February 17, 2020
Chairman gets his man!
With the 1st pick in the 2020 draft the Spartans chose Chicharito, the 31 year old Mexican striker. Chicharito is Mexico's all time goal scoring leader and the Spartans will look for an immediate impact.
With their second pick Spartans chose Luis Amarilla, a 24 year old striker with a nose for the net. Like in past seasons where the Spartans identified the eventual Golden Boot winner upon their entry into the league (Camillo Sanvezzo, Bradley Wright Phillips), Amarilla will be in contention for a spot high up the goal scoring table if he receives good service and stays healthy.
Also, in addition to these new players, the Chairman also renewed the contract for Latin Blessing and signed Saphir Taider to the Spartans roster. The draft continues tomorrow...
With their second pick Spartans chose Luis Amarilla, a 24 year old striker with a nose for the net. Like in past seasons where the Spartans identified the eventual Golden Boot winner upon their entry into the league (Camillo Sanvezzo, Bradley Wright Phillips), Amarilla will be in contention for a spot high up the goal scoring table if he receives good service and stays healthy.
Also, in addition to these new players, the Chairman also renewed the contract for Latin Blessing and signed Saphir Taider to the Spartans roster. The draft continues tomorrow...
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