Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Week 8 - Empire Cup! - Dempsey is Captain

New York, NY - The first leg of the Empire Cup also pits the 5-2 Spartans against the undefeated Gunners for a massive 6 point battle.

Friday, April 7, 2017

Week 5-6 Lineup

Hi all, I will be in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean next weekend so here is lineups for both week 5 and 6. Cubo is Captain.

Friday, March 17, 2017

Weel 3 Lineup - Maxi is Captain

New York, NY: Notes: Latif Blessing get his first start in the BSL. Maxi Moralez gets his first armband after last weeks hat trick. Cubo Torres seeks his third goal of the season. 

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Maxi Moralez bags hat trick in rout of Union SC

New York, NY: First round draft pick Maxi Moralez bagged the first hat-trick of 2017 for the Spartans in a comprehensive rout of Union SC. The newly signed attacker tried to trade jerseys with an opponent after the game, but his children's medium size shirt was too small. Moralez' hat trick was the ninth in club history, with the last one coming from DP Diego Fagundez in Week one of 2016.

Friday, March 3, 2017

Week 1 Lineup - Ola is Captain

After two dismal seasons, the Spartans are back in action. The team is a mixture of proven veterans and exciting youngsters. Also of note, this will be the first game win Spartans history without Graham Zusi on the roster for the Spartans. 

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Transaction Announced:

Drop: Walker Zimmerman
Add: Ariel Lassiter

Said the chairman: He was just sitting there, so we grabbed him. 

Friday, February 24, 2017

Sean Johnson rejoins Spartans!

New York, NY: With its 7th round draft pick the Spartans chose veteran goalkeeper Sean Johnson, making his return to the club after three seasons away complete. Johnson, who kept the net for the Sparts during the 2012 and 2013 season is still the highest producing goalkeeper in club history, with 14 regular season points for the club. Welcome back Sean!

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

SpartanKit 2017

New York, NY: With a known preference for flamboyance, the Chairman has released the SpartanKit for 2017 season. The kit was chosen because Lotto, who hasn't been seen in the states since 1996, gave the chairman a great deal on the new kits. 

First Round Pick - Moralez

New York, NY: Today the club signed the "mighty midget" Maxi Moralez. Moralez, who stands a towering 5'3" and with a weight of a teenage prom queen, comes to NY from Leon in the Mexican Liga MX. Moralez joins DP's Clint Dempsey, Ola Kamara, and Diego Fagundez on the Spartans front line. It is rumored that the club has installed a new "kiddie" urinal in the locker room in advance of Moralez' arrival.

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

2017 Season Preparations Underway

New York, NY. After two seasons at the bottom of the table and consideration by the chairman to end his misery and sell the club, preparations are underway for a new season for the club. In a drastic move, the Chairman did not renew the DP contract for Graham Zusi, who is the clubs all time scoring leader and one of the clubs first two players in the expansion draft for its initial season. Clint Dempsey, who was injured for a large portion of the 2016 season returns as a Designated Player, Diego Fagundez, who was the clubs Retention player for 2016 returns as a DP, and Ola Kamara, the lone Spartan with a promising 2016 season returns under a shiny new DP contract. In addition, the club retained promising youngster, Kekuta Manneh as the firm's Retention Player, and acquired the rights to Tommy McNamara for the lone Re-Entry Player spot. The draft starts on Thursday.