Wednesday, February 22, 2017

First Round Pick - Moralez

New York, NY: Today the club signed the "mighty midget" Maxi Moralez. Moralez, who stands a towering 5'3" and with a weight of a teenage prom queen, comes to NY from Leon in the Mexican Liga MX. Moralez joins DP's Clint Dempsey, Ola Kamara, and Diego Fagundez on the Spartans front line. It is rumored that the club has installed a new "kiddie" urinal in the locker room in advance of Moralez' arrival.

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